NEIL:
I tire of your mind games.
I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy.
Good sir, no more rock paper scissors for me.
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes!


KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH KNIFE FIGHT
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'm-a cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight)
Knife fight! (Knife fight)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!


NEIL:
Let me tell you something: I can't be beat.

MARTY:
Oh yeah?

NEIL:
Yeah. Cuz I'm the king of the street!

MARTY:
Well guess what, man! I'll pin you to the wall!

NEIL:
Oh yeah?

MARTY:
Yeah. Your knife is way too small!

NEIL:
Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts!
I'm gonna make you bleed copius amounts!

MARTY:
Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!

NEIL:
Punk.

MARTY:
Dweeb!


KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT
A really really really really sharp knife!
YEAH KNIFE FIGHT
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'm-a cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight)
Knife fight! (Knife fight)
KNIIIFE FIIIGHT!


NEIL:
I'm gonna slice you up!

MARTY:
I'm gonna cut you down!

NEIL:
I'll put you in your place!

MARTY:
I'll put you underground!

NEIL:
This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!

MARTY:
I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT?

NEIL:
Yeah, sure.

MARTY:
It's time to face the music!

NEIL:
Time to face the facts!

MARTY:
Time to bite the bullet!

NEIL:
Time to pay the tax!

MARTY:
I've got a blade of fury!

NEIL:
I am a ball of rage.

MARTY:
You ready, sucka?

NEIL:
Born ready...

BOTH:
ENGAGE!!!



KNIFE!
FIGHT!
CUT!
STAB!
KNIFE!
OW!
POKE!
KNIFE!


MARTY:
Hey wait a minute here!

NEIL:
Oh what is it?!

MARTY:
Knifes are dangerous! We could get hurt!

NEIL:
Hurt? ...I don't want to get hurt.

MARTY:
Who does?

NEIL:
Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a...

BOTH:
TICKLE FIGHT!


Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
Don't bring no knife a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, and bring a feather, and everyone can sing together, now:

Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle tickle tickle fight!

HEY!

MARTY:
That was fun... Where's my knife?